COULDN’T PICK ONE–SO HERE’S ALL OF THEM:
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TWAS THE NIGHT BERFORE HANUKKAH
”TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHANUKAH — OY! WHAT A SHOCK!
SOMEBODY OUTSIDE WAS PICKING OUR LOCK!
AND THERE AT THE DOOR STOOD A ZAYDA IN BLUE
AND HE WORE ON HIS KUPP A BLUE YARMAULKA, TOO!
HIS POONIM WAS SHAIN, EVERYBODY WOULD LOVE IT!
ROUND HIS NECK HUNG A CHAIN WITH A GOLD MOGEN DAVID!
HE WORE SILKEN TSITZISS BENEATH HIS WOOL VEST,
AND A SMALL FLAG OF ISRAEL WAS DRAPED ON HIS CHEST!
HE SAID: “I’M NO BURGLAR, SO PLEASE DON’T BE NERVOUS.
I’M THE SPIRIT OF CHANUKAH, HERE AT YOUR SERVICE!
MENCHEN ALL CALL ME REB SHALOM SHAPIRO!
WITHOUT ME, THIS YON-TOV MIGHT NEED A NEW HERO.
I VISIT ALL YIDLACH, AND BRING CONNAHURRAH —
GOOD FORTUNE AS BRIGHT AS A GLOWING MENORAH!
ICH SHLEPP LOTS OF BLESSINGS AND CHANUKAH GELT,
AND JOYS THAT ARE TOKKA THE BEST IN DER VELT!
IF YOU KNOW NICE MENCHEN, I’LL VISIT THEM QUICK,
AND I’LL BRING THEM GEZUNT AND A HOUSE FULL OF GLICK!”
SO WE SENT HIM TO YOUR HOUSE, AND SHOOK HANDS AND
HE SHOUTED, “SHALOM!” OUT THE DOORWAY HE DARTED!
HE RAN TO A WAGON WITH HORSES AHEAD.
HE FED THEM SOME BAGELS, AND HERE’S WHAT HE SAID:
“LET’S GO, MOISH & MENDLE! MAKE QUICK, MOE & YUSSLE!
PLEASE GIVE A RUSH, MALKAH! HEY, HYMIE, PLEASE
THEN THEY RACED LIKE THE WIND! AND THEY GALLOPED SO
ALL HIS CLOTHING BLEW OFF, AND HIS GATKES AS WELL!
SOON HE WAS SO KALT THAT HIS TUSHIE TURNED BLUISH!
HE MOANED AND HE HOLLERED IN ENGLISH AND JEWISH!
SO, DON’T BE EMBARRASSED, AND PLEASE DON’T BE RUDE
WHEN THAT FROSTBITTEN ZAYDA ARRIVES IN THE NUDE!
QUICK! WRAP HIM IN BLANKETS! DON’T BEAT ROUND THE
QUICK! TIE A HOT WATER BAG ON HIS COLD TUSH!
FEED HIM SOME CHICKEN SOUP HAYSS AS CAN BE!
AND GIVE HIM SOME SHNAPPS AND A GLAIZL HOT TEA!
CAUSE HE BRINGS YOU A HOUSE FULL OF CHANUKAH WISHES
AS WARM AND GISHMOCK AS A PLATE OF HOT KNISHES!
AND HE BRINGS THEM FROM OUR HOUSE SO FRIENDLY AND
SO YOUR HOUSE WILL KEEP GLOWING WITH CHANUKAH LIGHT —
PLUS JOY SWEET AS TSIKKER, AND PEACE AND GOOD-CHEER
AND EVERYTHING FRAYLACH EACH DAY OF THE YEAR!
AND NO ONE IN YOUR FAMILY WILL BE A SCHLIMAZEL,
FOR LIFE WILL BRING EACH OF YOU SIMCHAS AND MAZEL!
AND ALL THROUGH THE FUTURE YOUR HOPES WILL COME TRUE,
AND GUTENHIMMEL WILL BLESS YOUR MISHPUCHA AND YOU!